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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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Know-it-all blogger on the 49ers

Posted 01-22-2012 at 11:18 PM by TommyJohn

Know-it-all Blogger here today. Hiya, folks. I'm glad to be here today to dispense my wisdom to all who are in dire need of it. After you read me, you'll all feel much better. A glow shall form around your faces, the glow that comes from coming within my aura. Me on the other hand, I'm going to feel even worse, knowing I still have to share the planet with all 6 billion of you dopes.

My first take is on the 49ers-Giants game. It was won after the son of Kenny Williams made a crucial fumble in overtime. Ha ha. I'm glad. I hate Kenny Williams so so much. I'm glad his kid ****ed up. Sure, his kid never did anything to me, but what the hell. I'm going to say it because I feel like it. Any of you little pissants wanna make something of it? Thought so. You'd rather bask in the glow of my wonderfulness.

I also am calling for an investigation, because I think the game was fixed. You heard me, nothings. Fixed. Why? Simple. Kyle Williams is the son of Kenny Williams, GM of the White Sox! Duh! Hello! This is the team that fixed the World Series back in 1919, you know! I remember it vividly. It crushed my spirit and destroyed my faith in the game. It took me a long time for me to get it back. Only the Babe brought me back.

OK, Ok, I wasn't born in 1919. You got me, stupid people. But if I had been born back then, the Black Sox would have destroyed my faith in baseball, and Babe Ruth would have brought me back.

Let us also not forget that Kyle's father's team cheated in Game 2 of the 2005 ALCS, robbing the Angels of their hard-fought 1-1 victory. I called shenanigans then, too. I loudly proclaimed another Black Sox Scandal was in the making, and I have yet to be proven wrong.

And you may say that what Kyle Williams did in the game relates in no way to his father or the White Sox. And that is where you would be wrong, stupid people. It has every bearing. Kenny is tainted by his association with the team that fixed the World Series, and Kyle is tainted by the fact that his father is tainted by the fact that his team fixed the World Series.

So I say that Kyle took bribes from Arnold Rothstein V to tank that punt play. It's in his background. he was pefectly capable of doing it. Oh, you don't think so, huh? Well, who's writing this blog? If you don't think that Kyle's father working for the team that fixed the World Series has any bearing on it, you are wrong as well as stupid. And if you don't think Kyle did anything wrong, well, just go ahead and prove that he didn't fix that play. Yeah, you heard me. Go ahead and prove that he didn't do anything shady. Well, I'm waiting. Yeah. Thought so. You people make me sick.
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