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Posted 10-14-2013 at 10:08 PM by TommyJohn

LaRussa's A Champ!
Former White Sox Manager beats former White Sox coach to win World Series; second to win in both leagues

20 Years after White Sox fired him, LaRussa again on top

How stupid does Jerry Reinsdorf feel now?

June 20, 1986-Where were you?

It was a day most White Sox fans would prefer
to forget, if only we'd let them. But we won't!
It was on that day that Ken "Squawk" Harrelson,
the most clueless executive in history, fired Tony
LaRussa, the most brilliant leader and tactical
genius since the Duke of Wellington. It sent the
(Ugh. Pee-yew. Sneer.) south side franchise
down the drain and into a tailspin that we are
making sure they stay in. Now the man that
wasn't good enough for the ghetto ballpark on
the crime-ridden south side where William Ligue
cheered on his favorite team before going to
prison, is on top of the world. Jerry, we told you

But Jerry's blundering doesn't stop there. He also
gift-wrapped Magglio Ordonez to the Tigers,
with Dave Dombrowski. He also had Gene Lamont
fired. So many ex-Sox. So where were the Sox?
At home, taking in the game with William Ligue.
Have we mentioned William Ligue in the last two
days or so? No? We apologize for the oversight.

And what of Kenny Williams? The brilliant
(snicker snicker) GM of the Sox also contributed
his fair share of Cardinals. He swapped Aaron
Miles for Juan (The Kid) Uribe. Now Aaron Miles
is celebrating a World Series win, while Juan is
wanted dead or alive after using Navy officers
for target practice. HA!

But let's not be too hard on Kenny. He did try to
sign Kenny "The Cheat" Rogers a couple of years
ago, before getting A.J. "The Bigger Cheat"
Pierzynski. Seeing as the White Sox fixed the
World Series as recently as 1919, we're not
surprised that their GM is attracted to cheaters
and scum.

So now the Sox sit at home this October while
all their ex-employees celebrate.

Inside: Cardinals celebrate with ex-Sox manager LaRussa

Number 1 White Sox fan William Ligue weighs in: "I wanna kick the ass of Ken Harrelson!"

Trib Poll: should all of Chicago be ashamed of the White Sox?
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