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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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Posted 12-04-2010 at 03:07 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 08-10-2013 at 03:47 PM by TommyJohn

Wanted: Dead or Alive
Juan "The Kid" Uribe

White Sox shortstop shoots Navy officer

Report: gun used in shooting purchased outside Cell before Game 1 of 2005 ALDS

White Sox fans loudly cheer their new hero

"He's always been my favorite player! Go Juan!" -William Ligue, convicted felon, future Uribe cellmate and World's Number 1 White Sox fan

Guest columnist Greg Couch: Did playing with A.J. Pierzynski...
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2006 headlines

Posted 12-04-2010 at 02:59 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 11:43 AM by TommyJohn

Ex-White Sox star Albert Belle goes to prison

Ex-Sox slugger best known for corked bat, angry attitude, playing for White Sox

"He's my favorite player of all time! He's Mr. White Sox!" -William Ligue, fellow felon and World's Number 1 White Sox fan

Sullivan: First all Sox fans are in prison, now all Sox players. Where will it end?

2005 Sox bigger chokers than 1969 Cubs!

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Posted 12-04-2010 at 02:47 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 11:44 AM by TommyJohn

A.J. Pierzynski was nominated to be the "final man" voted onto the All-Star team by the fans on the internet. The Sox came up with the slogan "Punch A.J." It worked.

For the second year in a row, Sox fans steal vote

Undeserving A.J. voted on A.L. squad

How could this happen when the White Sox have only 10 fans? Trib investigates

"It's like this" says Dr. Donald Pi, Nobel-winning University of...
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Posted 12-04-2010 at 02:37 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 11:44 AM by TommyJohn

Sox stealing signs

"yeah, they're one of the best offenses in the game, but look at what happened in game 3. One hit. And don't give that crap about lousy pitchers or an off-night" says unidentified Card source

Morrissey: Cheating scandal further taints Sox, game

Sullivan: I HATE the White Sox: A look back at every Sox scandal from fixing the World Series to AJ to Ozzie to stealing signs..contract them already!!!

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Posted 12-04-2010 at 02:29 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 11:45 AM by TommyJohn

Editorial: Woman was just following tradition

By now, you have all heard about the incident in which an overserved,
slightly tipsy woman threw a ball at Cub outfielder Jacque Jones. If so,
you most certainly haven't been reading this paper. There were the
usual cries of outrage, mostly from those nuts who root for another
team who believe that we would make hay of it had it happened at
another ballpark, but anybody who reads us knows that is not the ...
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