A.J. Pierzynski was nominated to be the "final man" voted onto the All-Star team by the fans on the internet. The Sox came up with the slogan "Punch A.J." It worked.

VOTER FRAUD!
For the second year in a row, Sox fans steal vote

Undeserving A.J. voted on A.L. squad

How could this happen when the White Sox have only 10 fans? Trib investigates

"It's like this" says Dr. Donald Pi, Nobel-winning University of...

SCANDAL!
Sox stealing signs

"yeah, they're one of the best offenses in the game, but look at what happened in game 3. One hit. And don't give that crap about lousy pitchers or an off-night" says unidentified Card source

Morrissey: Cheating scandal further taints Sox, game

Sullivan: I HATE the White Sox: A look back at every Sox scandal from fixing the World Series to AJ to Ozzie to stealing signs..contract them already!!!

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Editorial: Woman was just following tradition

By now, you have all heard about the incident in which an overserved,
slightly tipsy woman threw a ball at Cub outfielder Jacque Jones. If so,
you most certainly haven't been reading this paper. There were the
usual cries of outrage, mostly from those nuts who root for another
team who believe that we would make hay of it had it happened at
another ballpark, but anybody who reads us knows that is not the ...

Opening Night, 2006. It was a festive occasion. The team was introduced as the World Champions and the unveiling of the championship banner was an emotional moment. Then, during the game, the heavens opened up and rained poured down. After a long delay, the game was concluded very late with only 3,000 people left in the stands.

3,000 see Sox win 10-4.
"We didn't think attendance would be this bad. We expected at least 5,000" unnamed Sox source tells Trib.
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This next goofball headline was inspired by my being philosophical one night. I looked up into the heavens and saw the stars. I thought "One of these stars might be 88 light years away, meaning the light I am seeing left that star in 1917, the last year before 2005 that the Sox won the World Series."

The second inspiration was goofball columnist and passionate Cub fan Rick Morrissey, who loves to taunt and cheap shot Sox fans. He wrote a column saying that, true, the Sox...