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In honor of actor Andy Garcia and his (unintentionally) hilarious reaction to Sofia (Mary Corleone) Coppola's death scene in "The Godfather, Part III."
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headlines from PI

Posted 12-05-2010 at 10:19 AM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 10:41 AM by TommyJohn

I thought my Trib headlines about Barack Obama were gone after Politically Incorrect got revamped. They aren't, so here we go:

This first one was written the night Obama was elected. I felt that the joke was a bit stale, but I wrote it anyway.

Damn! I was thinking along the same lines. I don't know if the joke works because the Trib endorsed Obama, but in Dan McGrath's sports section today we might see something like this:

White Sox fan elected President...
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Yesterday's Tribune headlines

Posted 12-04-2010 at 02:46 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 12-19-2011 at 10:22 PM by TommyJohn

These headlines were inspired by the book "Our Dumb Century" by the writers of the Onion. They took historic headlines and put a comic twist on them. I started to think "what kind of headlines would we have seen if the Tribune owned the Cubs in 1901? I went to work. Funny, though-I could not come up with a good headline for 1906 (Sox beat Cubs in World Series) or 1919-20 (Black Sox Scandal). Those two events alone are ripe for comedy.

Anyway, I came up with these, along...
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continuing...

Posted 12-04-2010 at 02:40 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 10:41 AM by TommyJohn

Parque, Schoenweis named in Mitchell Report
Both were teammates of members of 2005 White Sox

McGrath: "Championship" tainted forever

Sullivan: Parque and Schoenweis' 10 worst moments with players who went on to play for 2005 White Sox

"I knew my boys would be on the list! They didn't let me down!" -William Ligue, Convicted Felon and World's Number 1 White Sox Fan

Trib Editorial: Steroid Scandal worst since Black Sox....
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headlines

Posted 12-04-2010 at 02:34 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 05-29-2011 at 10:42 AM by TommyJohn

Last week:

SLAMMIN' SAMMY HITS 600!
Former Cub legend hits milestone home run, cementing a legacy he dearly wanted to leave. Hall of Fame next?

Sullivan: Put him in now, stupid people. Sammy is a Cubbie icon

Rogers: Poor Sammy. He left his last Cub game early because he was mad at Dusty. Who could blame him?

A look back at all of Slammin' Sammy's greatest hits


This week:


Thomas hits 500...
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still more headlines

Posted 12-04-2010 at 02:24 PM by TommyJohn (No!!Mary!!!)
Updated 08-31-2013 at 11:11 AM by TommyJohn

A guy in Ohio was arrested for indecent exposure for masturbating in public. He was wearing a "White Sox 2005 World Champions" shirt at the time of his exposure and arrest:

White Sox fan arrested, charged with indecent exposure
Fan was wearing "White Sox World Champions" t-shirt in public place

"It will be extremely difficult to convince everyone that the White Sox have no fans if we keep seeing this" said Trib official who called police...
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