Originally Posted by pdr
One of my favorite players growing up, though I thought he played more than he did. At the time, I started to make a song about him using the melody from a certain song in The Sound of Music:
A-al Weis, A-al Weis,
Second baseman for the White Sox,
Small and white...
That's as far as I got.
Perhaps you could incorporate the fish, alewife.