Damn, Craw, you beat me to it!
This is of no surprise. It's a rare sight if you actually *do* see a guy wash his hands in a Wrigley bathroom.
Another reason aside from "holding a beer," as the article states, is that there are sometimes, especially on really crowded games, guys actually peeing in the sinks.
Ridiculousness across all sports:
(1) "You have no valid opinion because you never played the game."
(2) "Stats are irrelevant. This guy just doesn't know how to win."