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Old 11-17-2012, 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Lip Man 1 View Post
I do agree with James' other contention, that Konerko is the slowest runner in MLB over the last 10 seasons.

His pet turtle once escaped from its terrarium. Paulie chased it, but it got away.

He is.......the Slowest Man in the World. He doesn't run much, but when he does, a drunk with a walker outpaces him.

‎This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.
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