Originally Posted by DumpJerry
His pet turtle once escaped from its terrarium. Paulie chased it, but it got away.
He is.......the Slowest Man in the World. He doesn't run much, but when he does, a drunk with a walker outpaces him.
Disagree. Both of the older Molina brothers are timed in the 60 yard dash using a calendar. They both make Paulie look like a speed merchant in comparison.