Originally Posted by doublem23
Saw it in the paper this morning, forgot to make a thread because, who the **** cares about Delmon Young, am I right? But was reminded when I saw this gem pop up on Deadspin:
Deal is 1-year, $750 K but he can make up to $600 K more this year by not becoming a fat ****ing cow.
Haha...how that doesn't violate the CBA, I don't know. But hilarious nonetheless!