Originally Posted by TheOldRoman
No. That's Chris Berman-type crap. His name is James Gordon Beckham. We should call him the Commissioner.
Chris "Jolie" Berman? For a while Beckham was "Gordo," the Spanish word for "fat" around here. I hope the kid doesn't have a cholesterol problem.
Better watch out,
Better not cry,
Better not pout,
I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is dead.
Aw, Merry Christmas anyway.