Munch, you used to be better at this back in the day.
Danks does miss a month,
Viciedo doesn't improve, at all,
Detroit does beat the Sox by 25 games,
Derrick Rose doesn't return by year's end,
and The Miami Heat do annihilate the Bulls without a fight...
you might actually be the subject of personal attacks around here, not just imaginary ones.
And on the 8th day, God created churros.