"Here's the 3-2 pitch. And that's ball... wait! No! No! No!
"What in the blue hell are you doing... Rowand
? What are you doing? Dadgumit! Aaron Rowand... he needs a rest. Aaron Rowand... knows nothing
about the game of baseball!
"There are some umpires working today who don't know anything about how baseball is played, and Aaron Rowand is one of them. For him to call Aaron Rowand out on strikes on a pitch like that is a gawd damn joke!"