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Old 04-17-2013, 07:59 AM
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Originally Posted by kittle42 View Post
Ha - true! They still will after lights, night games, the historic Bud Light bleachers, jumbotrons up the ying-yang, and fancy hotels connected to the stadium.
I've got it! They need:

Artificial ivy!!!

Think of the possibilities - ivy made out of FieldTurf, which will gently cushion any outfielders who run into it while trying to snag a cheap Whizzo home run ball before it lands in the basket. And it'll already be vibrant and green in April! AND it won't die if suspected fans of the other team pour weedkiller on it...

Get me Rickets on the phone!
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