The bigger shame is the guy on the left.
A grown man at the ballgame with a glove and no kid? Right up there with ketchup on a hot dog.
This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.