How will you monitor the umpires' performance? There are as many as 15 games per day. At an average of three hours per game, it would take you 45 hours to monitor one day's worth of games. You will fall behind right away since it will take you 2.5 days to monitor each day's worth. Oh, I'm sorry to hear you lost your job (how else will you have the time to monitor the games?).
This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.