Well, now it is obvious:
The Sox spent all of Spring Training and this season planning around one goal:
The heck with the other 144 games.
This just in from the newswires: The Anti-Trust Division of the US Department of Justice has announced that whenever Sale take The Bump, it is unfair competition in violation of various federal and state laws. However, he is not being prosecuted because it is so ****in awesome to watch him do his craft.