The White Sox aren't lucky enough to have this big slug actually retire.
Imagine having an extra $15 million in payroll to play with. The Sox could actually sign a few productive players, or put it to work developing the farm system.
Adam Dung isn't going anywhere. It was a slow news day, and Rosenthal jumped on the story. I don't blame him. That's his job.
There's no way Dunn will walk. He's not having any fun? Give me a break. He's making $15 million to play a kids' game. Once he's done, he can do whatever he wants with his life. His kids are set for life, as well as several future generations, as long as he invests wisely.
Dunn retire with a year left on his contract? No way it will happen.