Originally Posted by kittle42
"Stop yourself," as Doug Buffone would say.
NONE of that is enough to get Trout.
EVERY team's fans would love Mike Trout.
Jared Mitchell is barely worth more than Dewayne Wise.
But hey, maybe if we add Dunn AND Konerko AND Flowers AND Gillaspie AND Jordan Danks, it gets done!
You realize, at this point, he's probably ****ing with you, right?
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