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Old 02-27-2013, 05:58 PM
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Default Key Brewer Reported Missing

New York Times breaks the story that the racing Italian Sausage has gone missing:
http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/0...-goes-missing/

And yes, I was in attendance at the infamous Randall Simon beat down.
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Old 02-27-2013, 06:27 PM
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New York Times breaks the story that the racing Italian Sausage has gone missing:
http://bats.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/0...-goes-missing/

And yes, I was in attendance at the infamous Randall Simon beat down.

So was i. Wes Helms won the game with a swinging bunt, IIRC.

EDIT: apparently there is a reward out for whoever finds it. A case of mustard a month.
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Old 02-27-2013, 08:19 PM
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Nice marketing gimmick.
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Old 02-27-2013, 09:36 PM
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So many sausage puns, not enough time & too many delicate sensibilities.
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Old 02-27-2013, 10:43 PM
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Does Prince Fielder have an alibi?
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:14 PM
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Does Prince Fielder have an alibi?
He doesn't play in Milwaukee anymore, and the Tigers are currently in Florida. He's so fat you can probably find him using the Google "Earth view" application.
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Old 02-28-2013, 12:57 AM
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On the news tonight, it was reported he has returned.
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Old 02-28-2013, 12:58 AM
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The sausage has been returned. This long municipal nightmare is over
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Old 02-28-2013, 06:39 AM
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On the news tonight, it was reported he has returned.
Suspects being grilled by police, I hope.
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Old 02-28-2013, 07:43 AM
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Does Prince Fielder have an alibi?
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He doesn't play in Milwaukee anymore, and the Tigers are currently in Florida. He's so fat you can probably find him using the Google "Earth view" application.
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Old 02-28-2013, 08:13 AM
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Old 03-01-2013, 03:21 PM
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Default Brewer's Guido found

Guido, the Milwaukee Brewer's Italian racing sausage has been found, unharmed.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/gameon...hotos/1954299/
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:41 PM
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Would we be unoriginal, biting copycats if we had a race between the Willis Tower, Hancock building, Prudential Building and Trump Tower during our games?
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Old 03-01-2013, 04:57 PM
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Would we be unoriginal, biting copycats if we had a race between the Willis Tower, Hancock building, Prudential Building and Trump Tower during our games?
That would be better than the stupid, unoriginal copycat race they do now on Sundays
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Old 03-02-2013, 12:00 AM
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http://deadspin.com/5987710/brewers-...a-boozy-bender

oh it's been posted, carry on
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